Tales about the Grenadier:

Piles I tell you are one of the worst things to contract!! The agony!! The pain!! The constipation of bowels!! Before it gets any worse, I tell you it simply feels HORRIBLE!!! Luckily I only have one lah so it isn't that bad teehehehehhe.... But the visit to the MO a.k.a. the doctor's is like taking a walk along ELM's street....

Re-enactment:

Doctor: So you have piles?
Me: Yes.....
Doctor: How long has it been? Do you have blood on your stools or it is discharged with your stools?
Me: Four to five days.... I'm not so sure....
Doctor: Okay I'll have to insert a probe up your anus to check on the situation...
Me:(WHAT THE F*-K?!?!?!??!) Ok.....
Doctor: I'm afraid I don't have anymore lubricant so you'll have to do without it... *chuckles*
Me:(WHAT THE BIGGER F-*K?!?!?!?) Cannot lah sir you sure a not???
Doctor: (oblivious to what i just said...) Ok take off your clothes and lie on your sides facing the wall..... Put your knees as close to your chest as possible.......
Me: Erm... like this??? (gets in position..)
Doctor: Yah..... hold still arh.......

--Enormous Pain in the ass--

Doctor: Hmm... let's move it up a little and see on the upper wall... (talking to the medic)
Doctor: Move it down a little (PAIN!!!) ...Further In a little (MORE PAIN!!!!!!)

--The End of the observation--

Doctor: seems to me like you only have one pile... It isn't that serious. I'll give you medication...... Blah blah blah blah.........

Wah liaozz.... Now I know the pain of having something sticking up your behind is so agonizing.... Wonder how come ppl like anal sex man....... YUCKS!!!!!!!!